Weekly Wacko (12)
I am the Jaguar When I was home for Christmas and New Year’s I got to meet up with both sides of the family and hang out. I found out that my Cousin E had never heard of the blog. I was of course quick...
View ArticleAnimal Facts! (Horse, Otter, Long-Spined Sea Urchin, Mandrill Monkey)
Horse Can’t see the spice ‘dill weed’ without giggling. (What a total dill weed.) Does a great impression of someone doing a terrible impression of a German accent. Not really, but it’s better to think...
View ArticleAnimal Facts! (Addax, Peacock, Okapi, Blue and Gold Macaw)
Addax Finds your narrow-minded opinions more offensive than old people. Whenever he does a mad lib he picks ‘awesome’d’ for the verb. For example, “Joe awesome’d his way to the store.’ Surprisingly...
View ArticleAnimal Facts! (Crowned Hornbill, Antelope Ground Squirrel, Cotton-Top...
Crowned Hornbill Generally doesn’t realize he has no idea what he’s talking about until he’s about halfway through expressing his very wordy opinion on the topic. Hands out hugs like pimps hand out...
View ArticleAnimal Facts! (Minor Breed Duck, Puff Adder, Patas Monkey, Madagascar...
Minor Breed Duck Has never been a big fan of forgiveness. When he looks at a map of Sweden he sees every city as “Hersky-Bersky-Land.” Only had one fight with his ex-girlfriend. He apologized, then she...
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